Waru
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| Waru | |
|---|---|
| Biographical information | |
| Homeworld |
Mushroom Kingdom |
| Born |
Unknown |
| Died |
Got S'ploded |
| Physical description | |
| Species |
Gelatine |
| Gender | |
| Height |
Unknown |
| Hair color |
Unknown |
| Eye color |
Unknown |
| Chronological and political information | |
| Affiliation |
HIMSELF!!! |
| Known apprentices |
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- "Squelch."
- ―Waru, hero of our time
Waru. What can be said about the man, the myth, the blob, that could ever match his supreme supremeness? This page is unworthy of his great greatness of greatitude. As a small token of his important importance, this article's title is in goddamn bold. Oh, yes. Bow down, brief mortals! Bow down to Waruuuuuuuuu![1]
Waru's notes and references
- ↑ He once had the opportunity to eat Darth Asshat, but failed to do so, which would be a crime punishable by forced viewing of the Star Wars Holiday Special if it had been committed by anyone other than Lord Waru. Alalalala!
