Vigo
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- "Go to Republica 500, shoot the senator in the face, stab him a dozen times with a vibro-shiv, throw him out of the window, run him over with your speeder a couple of times, hack off his arm, stick it in his ass and make it look like an accident."
- ―A Vigo ordering a hit.
A Vigo was the title given to one of the nine chief lieutenants within the Black Sun crime syndicate. One would think that, with such a position, came a large deal of power. It didn't, since all Vigos had to answer to Xizor, a walking lizard who fondled robots (specifically, the smokin' hot yet ice-cold Guri).
To top it all off, Darth Maul once executed all nine Vigos...you know...the same Darth Maul who got chopped in half by a padawan who was unarmed at the time and didn't have the high ground. In short, Vigos sucked a long time ago in a galaxy far far away.
Recently, one of them was actually defeated by four dudes throwing snot at him.