Vegeta
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- "What the hell does Vegeta have to do with Star Wars???"
- ―Probably you
Indeed, what does Vegeta have to do with Star Wars? Well... Everything!
Vegeta is the Alpha and the Omega in the Star Wars universe as you will see below.
Vegeta Facts
- Vegeta can PWN Darth Revan without having to transform to Super Saiyan.
- When exposed to moonlight, Vegeta turns into a three hundred foot Wookiee!
- As leader of his species, his homeworld is named after him.
- He has destroyed countless planets!
- In Soviet Russia, Vegeta edits the Cabal... (which does NOT exist)
- He can use Force lightning.
- Vegeta can do the Kessel run in under twelve parsecs.
- He craves POWAAAAHHHHH Unlimited POWAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!
- Vegeta is G canon.
- He is on good terms with Kyle Katarn.
- Sometimes he trains with remotes.
- Has probably slept with his sister.
- Is known to wear Mandalorian Armor on some occasions.
- He survived Wookiee-Nookie
- Vegeta is The Chosen One.
- He removed Malak's jaw.
- Vegeta Spreads the good word.
- Vegeta also spreads the other good word
- He hates Kakarot.
- Vegeta's
power levelMidichlorian count is OVER NINE THOUSAAAND!