Unidentified man wearing armor

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This man wore armor and was unidentified.

Early life

The unidentified man wearing armor was conceived when his maternal parent was impregnated. He then developed from an embryo into a fetus. Eventually, he was born.

Being unidentified

Like many unidentified characters, the unidentified man wearing armor had to deal with the constant stress of not having any sort of identification or designation. Whenever somebody asked for his name, he would just turn away in shame and embarrassment. He was quickly forgotten by anyone who met him because they had no way of identifying him.

Wearing armor

The unidentified man wearing armor decided to start wearing a suit of armor so that he could be identified from then on. This worked for a short while because armor was still a novelty back then. For this period of time, the unidentified man wearing armor was simply known as the man wearing armor.

Unfortunately, this plan failed with a massive increase in the popularity of armor, largely brought on by MANDALORIANs, which quickly spread to the ranks of clone troopers and stormtroopers with the help of Karen Traviss. Soon, there were trillions (or three million, depending on who you ask) of more notable individuals wearing armor. Once again, the unidentified man wearing armor was unidentified.

Finding a job

Eventually, the unidentified man wearing armor was hired by Jabba the Hutt. He became a guard on Jabba's sail barge, where he finally received recognition since the other guards envied him for his armor. The unidentified man wearing armor became a minor celebrity on Tatooine, not that there was a shortage of those. Still, it was the peak of his career and the reason he became the nemesis of the unidentified man in green firing turret.

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When Luke Skywalker arrived on Tatooine in 4 ABY and attacked the sail barge, he killed the unidentified man wearing armor. Shortly after his death, the unidentified man wearing armor was posthumously renamed as the unidentified man wearing armor killed by Luke Skywalker on Tatooine in 4 ABY.