Trekkie Monster

Trekkie Monster
Biographical information
Homeworld	Avenue Q (born on Sesame Street
Died	When his mind evaporator crashed
Physical description
Species	Puppet-Wookiee hybrid
Gender	Male
Hair color	Even more than his parents!
Eye color	Not as googly
Chronological and political information
Affiliation	Porn (hey, just like most of us)
Known masters	The HoloNet
Known apprentices	Itchy

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"In volatile market, only stable investment is PORN!"

―Trekkie Monster

Trekkie Monster was a Puppet-Wookiee hybrid born to Wookiee-Nookie Monster and an unknown Wookiee via Wookiee-Nookie on Sesame Street. Despite his name, he had nothing to do with Star Trek, although Kirk and Spock were indeed ashamed of his very existence. Like his father, Trekkie Monster was a pervert from birth, but even more so. For this reason, Trekkie would often argue with his father over what kind of Holographic Wow to watch on the mind evaporator (usually between Naughty Nude Wookiees and something more, erm, diverse - to put it simply, Trekkie's obsession with non-Wookiee porn was not taken lightly by his father, especially "shameful" since he was part Wookiee himself.) At one point, Wookiee-Nookie Monster kicked his son out of the house for changing the channel to Up Close and Personal with Guri when he was about to get to the raunchiest scene in Karkaballa and Kawitchituk's Hot Steaming XXX Furry Escapades.

Trekkie Monster proceeded to move to Avenue Q, a third-rate imitation of his old home, and become the most proficient Wookiee-Nookier in the galaxy, earning billions of credits by investing in various pornographic ventures. From that point on, he did absolutely nothing except stay in his apartment and browse the HoloNet for porn of beautiful women and other things too. He became good friends with fellow pervert Attichitcuk over the HoloNet.

Eventually, Trekkie died of a broken heart (similar to Padmé Amidala) when his precious mind evaporator crashed and could no longer display any porn for him to fap along to.