The Labour Union Code
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The Labour Union Code was the code used by the Jawa Labour Union. The Code it self represented everything the Jawa Labourers stood for, a lot of hard work, physical abuse, being juiced if they didn't work hard enough and being payed way to little for everything they did.
The Code Of The Labourers:
There is no peace, there is only labour,
With the labour I lose strength,
Through the labour I will get money,
With the money, I will get the beer,
With the Ale my chains are broken,
Aspirin shall free me from the drunkenness.
And Tylenol PM will cure the hangover tonight.