The Great Words of Doom and Not So Great Words of Poo
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The Great Words of Doom and Not So Great Words of Poo were unknown until they were revealed in the First Glorious Jedi Council of the Banana Peel. The Great Words of Doom were:
- Sith Happens
- Oh, Sith!
- Son of a Bith!
- Oh, Bantha Poodoo!
- More powerful than you could possibly imagine
- By the Malodorous Gungun Brains of Nabooboo, we're dead!
- Holy Great Mounds of Bantha Poodoo!
- I have a bad feeling about this
The Not So Great Words of Poo were:
- By the Mighty Bantha's Hairy Toes!
- By Chewbacca's Breath, We've been hit!
- By the Dark Side, that's one big pile of Poodoo!
- Holy Grand Army of Bananas! It's Canderous Ordo!
- KHAAAN!!!
- By the Head of Mandalore the Sufficient, it's a trap!
- By my plate of extraterrestrial seafood, it's another trap!
- Holy Bantha!
- Hurry up or I'll feed you to the little teddy bears from Endor!
These sacred words were discovered in a holocron belonging to Cookie Monster after his demise. The Jedi council in a special session confirmed they were indeed the long sought after Great Words of Doom and Not So Great Words of Poo. This brought great joy to the galaxy, but why these words were so sacred has never been explained. This article contains an excessive amount of redlinks. Help Darthipedia by killing them, or we will destroy your planet.
