The Duck Wars

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The Duck Wars
Conflict:

Fight for hegemony between Ducks and Puppets

Date:

Who cares?

Place:

Various planets

Outcome:

Total destruction of Daffia, extinction of Ducks

Combatants

Daffia

Sesame Street, Puppets

Commanders

Darth Daffy (pwned in action) Darth Ducky (pwned in action) Nega Duck (pwned in action)

Darth Elmo Bert Darth Animal

Strength
  • Duck soldatos
  • Demonic rubber duckies
  • Sesame Street Members
  • Puppet Forces
Casualties
  • Numerous dumb unlucky Puppets
  [Source]

The Duck Wars was this whole big honkin' war, causing many massacres and destruction of a dozen of planets. Darth Ducky, known gangster and Sith Lord Darth Daffy and the insane NegaDuck fought in it. The battle of Duck'o Prime was a biggy. While two of the Duck Siths were on the planet, Darth Elmo did some empire expanding.

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