The Completely Unofficial Star Wars Encyclopedia

The Completely Unofficial Star Wars Encyclopedia

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Spoiler warning: Plot spoilers, such as the fact that

the following information is completely unofficial

may follow. Read on at your own discretion.

The unofficial logo for The Completely Unofficial Star Wars Encyclopedia.

"In the name of Bob Vitas, we should crush them for that."

―Riffsyphon1024

"Cuswe can."

―Bob Vitas

The Completely Unofficial Star Wars Encyclopedia (CUSWE) is unofficially just like Wookiepedia, but with more than 65,000 unofficial Star Wars encyclopedia entries and a significantly smaller userbase. In fact, the unofficial userbase is so small that the encyclopedia's unofficial founder, Bob Vitas, is the only unofficial editor of the site, which is either incredibly impressive or incredibly sad. With that said, it's not as if Bob's entire life unofficially revolves around writing unofficial entries for the CUSWE. Quite the contrary; in his unofficial downtime, Bob writes suitably official entries for Wookiepedia, as well.

So what can be said about the CUSWE? Well... nothing, of course. It's unofficial, so we here at Darthipedia will not be tempted to make any official statements whatsoever.

Bob Vitas, the unofficial creator of the CUSWE, is seen here in happier, more official times, just several days before he officially discovered the Star Wars series. Sadly, his life would never be quite as official again.

Off the record, we would like to state that Bob's unofficial services for The Completely Unofficial Star Wars Encyclopedia are unofficially recognized worldwide by numerous fanboys, unofficially hailing him as one of the greatest unofficial heroes to ever walk the earth. Because of his life-long unofficial efforts, The Completely Unofficial Star Wars Encyclopedia unofficially boasts a visually-stunning website layout straight out of the 1990s (Though unofficial, the exact year is thought by historians to be sometime around 1994) which, as you can probably guess, was also unofficially coded by Bob Vitas using an unofficial copy of AOL and privately hosted on an unofficial web server that is speculated by many a readers to be a gently-used toaster. His hard work has even been unofficially noticed by the Canon Cabal, and as an unofficial token of respect for Bob, he was given his very own official canon character that was subsequently sentenced to death for doing something unofficial. Additionally, the encyclopedia's history apparently has some sort of unofficial relation with Men's Hockey.

Now that we've gotten that out of the way, we here at Darthipedia would like to state officially and completely on the record...

All hail Bob Vitas! \m/

Unofficial external links

• The Completely Unofficial Star Wars Encyclopedia
• About Bob Vitas
• The Completely Unofficial Star Wars Encyclopedia on Wookiepedia
• Bob Vitas on Wookiepedia