Tahiri Veila

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"Nobody molests my son and stays in the Order, you dumb whore!"
Luke Skywalker

Tahiri Veila was raised by Sand People. She married Anakin Solo when they were twelve as part of a rite of passage. They would have many adventures together, until Anakin died and the Yuuzhan Vong turned Tahiri into "Riina", a pedophile who would eventually be involved with the education of a young Ben Skywalker. After that, Tahiriina was expelled from the Order.

After the Yuuzhan Vong War, Tahiri spent some time alone on Zonama Sekot, with lots and lots of Yuuzhan Vong. We don't know what all she did with them, but we do know that she loves pain, and they love causing it. . .

Later, Tahiri was exiled to Dagobah with Tesar Sebatyne (a big lizard thing) and Lowbacca (a walking dog thing). While we don't know what all she did with them, we do know that they weren't bored. . .


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