T3-M4
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BBY |
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1 |
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Old Republic |
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- "Bleeb beeb dooow whoooo"
- ―T3-M4[src]
T3-M4 was an astromech droid built by a hot Twi'lek who early in his life served Revan in his glorious quest to destroy the Sith along with Bastila Shan, the great Mandalorian warrior Canderous Ordo, the whiny wimp Carth Onasi, killing machine HK-47, Exiled Madclaw! Zaalbar, teenager Mission Vao, old dude Jolee Bindo and lesbian kitten Juhani. later on he joined the Jedi Exile in her quest for poontang.
Biography
Taris
He was created on Taris by a hot Twi'lek who soon gave him to Revan. After this he soon broke into a Sith base and pooped out some spikes. Later on he went to the undercity and saved his masters posse from rakghouls by pooping out nineteen dozen spikes on which the rakghouls slipped and impaled themselves to death.
Dantooine
He pooped out some spikes.
Kashyyyk
He pooped out some spikes.
Manaan
He pooped out some spikes, the Selkath threw these spikes in the water and they got all rusty.
Tatooine
He pooped out some spikes.
Leviathan
He did not poop out any spikes since a Rodian schmuck provided our heroes with the ICE BREAKER. This pissed T3-M4 off greatly so he killed the Rodian for this.
Korriban
He pooped out some spikes
Lehon
He pooped out some spikes and used the local gizka for target practice
Life with the Jedi Exile
He did not fix the Ebon Hawk since you GEEKS could not wait to play KOTOR II and skipped the first part of the game and joy-rode around a bit on the Peragus Mining Facility, then he annoyed Atton a bit and got kidnapped by some French chicks. After this he went to Dantooine again and pooped out some spikes. On Nar Shadada he infiltrated a Hutts headquarters and Pwnd three HK-50 units. he left his spikes on Korriban again and also on Dxun, Onderon, and Malachor V.
Later life
About four thousand years later he secured the plans for the Death Star and traveled from Geonosis to Coruscant and delivered the plans to Palpatine himself, (Dooku also presented the plans to Palpatine but T3-M4 was just a bit earlier.)
Behind the scenes
Confirmed reports by SuperShadow himself state that T3-M4 will make an appearance in Kotor III as the main protagonist.
He owned the legendary one and only KillBlaster from the Exile but R2-D2 took it from him because he was jealous that T3 had a better gun than him.
