Sun Crusher

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The Sun Crusher was a small spear-shaped vehicle that was made to crush stars, especially suns. There were several tries at making this before they got it just right.

Try 1

Ball shaped vehicle that looked somewhat like the Death Star. The superweapon would shoot the laser into the star for it to blow up. Unfortunately, instead of blowing up the star they turned it into a black hole and were trapped there in the black holes time dilation and never heard from again.

Try 2

This was again ball shaped, but looked more like the Centerpoint Station, as this was made to mess up the gravity of the star blowing it up. Unfortunately the this ended up pulling the vehicle and the star closer together causing an unbreakable gravitational pull. The vehicle got sucked into the star and then the star turned into a black hole.

Try 3

This try was using a time field to destroy the star, however instead of destroying it they almost destroyed the whole universe, so they sent it into the sun and another black hole was created.

Try 4

They finally got a weapon that worked with a spear shaped vehicle however after the star was destroyed the vehicle got destroyed with it and because of all the black holes the nebula that was created got sucked into the black holes making them see able.

The Maw

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Well now they had a black hole cluster, now called The Maw, that they had created in the past because of the time warp so they went into it and finished testing in there. Also thanks to all the mess-ups they had created armor that could withstand the explosion of a star. This thing could PWN! Not destroy your planet PWN, but destroy your galaxy PWN.