Soup

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"Mmmmmm...soup! Mmmmmm...brains!"
―A zombie normal Anzat
Side view of soup still in container. Ingredients labled
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Soup is what many doctors consider one of the essential brain foods for all growing Anzati children. However, there is some controversy as to whether or not soup comprises a meal, even with crackers crumbled into it. The Anzati were on the "soup-equals-meals" side of the heated debate. They were, however, completely barvy.


Ingredients

  • One Force-sensitive brain, complete with:
    • Hippocampus
    • Cerebellum
    • Brain Stems
    • Cerebal Cortex
    • The Force
  • Pinch of cinnamon
  • Crackers

Steps to Cook

  1. Find One Willing or Unwilling Force Sensitive
  2. Remove Essence of the Brain
  3. Sprinkle with Cinnamon
  4. Cool for 4-10 Minutes
  5. Serves Four with Crackers