Simon the Killer Ewok
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| Simon the Killer Ewok | |
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| Biographical information | |
| Homeworld | |
| Born |
A long time ago in a galaxy far away... |
| Died |
Never, he's a God, Remember? |
| Physical description | |
| Species | |
| Gender | |
| Height |
Very short |
| Hair color |
brown |
| Cybernetics |
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| Chronological and political information | |
| Known masters |
Himself, duh. |
| Known apprentices |
All the other carebears in his herd |
Simon the Killer Ewok was a sadistic and mentally deranged Ewok who racked up large killing sprees. He was particularly efficient against stormtroopers. Simon in battle was everywhere and nowhere, suddenly surprising his victims with a blast to the head from his staff before consuming them. He was effectively indestructible and praised by those Ewoks not worried about becoming his next meal.
Behind the scenes
- Simon was portrayed by Bill Cosby.
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