Riyo Chuchi

From Darthipedia, the Star Wars Humor Wiki, currently editing over 582,970,995 articles
Jump to navigationJump to search
Riyo Chuchi.jpg
Right-o Choo-choo
Biographical information
Homeworld

Pantora

Born

Who cares?

Died

We hope not.

Physical description
Species

Pantoran

Gender

Female

Hair color

Purple.

Eye color

Yellow, all Sithy, except it isn't.

Chronological and political information
Affiliation
WookieepediaLogoBouncing-Thumb.gif
Born without a sense of humor? We are inspired by your courageous struggle. …Just kidding. Get the hell out of here and go read Wookiepedia's "real" article on Riyo Chuchi.
"CHUCHI: "Chairman Chi Cho, we must leave this planet."
CHO: "Shut up, Chuchi! I am going to take over this planet whether you help me or not!"
CHUCHI: "Come on, they're just tall, furry creatures in need of love."
CHO: "DON'T TELL ME WHAT THE HELL TO DO!"
OBI-WAN: "That was unneccesary, Chairman. I side with the Senator."
CHO: "Just watch me, then! You go do your, well, whatever you do, and I'll go kill all the Talz."
CHUCHI: "Suit yourself."
"
―Chuchi, Cho and Obi-Wan Kenobi discuss an oncoming battle, ten minutes before Chi Cho is demoted, killed and forgotten.

Riyo Chuchi was a Senator of Pantora, who basically got to the top because she was hot.

Biography

She was born on Pantora. Her mother was Aayla Secura and her father was you. YOU WISH. It was Grover.

She became Senator because she wanted to and nobody had the guts to stop her. Or something like that.

When the Chairman Chi Cho wanted to take over an icy planet (not Hoth) named Orto Plutonia, she tried to get him to forget about it. But he's the only one who doesn't think she's HOT because he only cares about himself. So while he's out dying, she's 'convincing' Anakin Skywalker and Obi-Wan Kenobi. Afterward, the Jedi bid her farewell and hope (we do too) that she'll return for another episode of the Clone Wars. She does so with Ahsoka Tano saving God, no wait, George Lucas's daughters. They succeeded, and she seemed to forget about Ahsoka afterwards. Good on her. We wish we could.