Redeemer

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The Redeemer.
Redeemer
Production information
Manufacturer

Gonk

Class

Heavy redemption cruiser

Technical specifications
Length

900 meters

Maximum speed (atmosphere)

Fast as hell

Hull

Awesomium alloy

Sensor systems

Equipped

Targeting systems

Equipped

Armament
Crew

100

Passengers

1,000

Consumables

6 months

Life support

Equipped... duh

Communication systems

Equipped

Usage
Role(s)
Kills

Numerous

Present for battles/events

Countless

Affiliation
Known commander(s)

Darth Chaotic

The Redeemer was a flagship of the Word Bearers Legion, commanded by the dreadful Darth Chaotic himself. Manufactured by The Almighty Gonk, it was a formidable heavy cruiser capable of wiping out entire battlefleets of those retarded pizza-shaped vessels which even could not directly hit the ships flying in front of them.

Its appearance on planet's orbit always foretold something very bad at least. If the ground forces of the Word Bearers were not enough to deal with the unbelievers (what not happened too often), the ship used its dark abilities stemming from the Gonk Himself to purify the world that caused so much problem.

Appearances