Rape
- "Some people say 'You can't joke about rape, rape isn't funny!' I say 'Fuck you, I think it's hilarious!' I can prove that rape is funny: just imagine Darth Elmo raping Darth Darth Binks. Hey, why d'you think they call him Porky, eh?"
- ―George Carlin, in his Galactic Goofballs stand-up act
Rape occurred when one person received relations against their will; some sentients considered Wookiee-Nookie to be a form of this activity. Often, rape was committed by males or fanboys on hot Twi'lek females (or any available of another species), however, there was at least one notable female rapist. The Lesbian Jedi Exile was known to have raped at least one woman of an unknown species, possibly on Dantooine or Malachor V. Aayla Secura was almost raped by a horny Devaronian; however, the attempt was short-lived, as the would-be rapist soon found himself without a head courtesy of the Jedi's lightsaber.
The committing of rape was a serious crime within most regions of the galaxy. Perpetrators, if caught and convicted, could count on long sentences to the spice mines on Kessel or, worse, rack-time at hard labor on Kashyyyk to receive their just rewards. Some star systems which employed the latter punishment often had their crimes solved for them, as the culprit(s) would commit suicide rather than face the Wookiee squad.
List of people who have been raped in Star Wars
- "YOU GONNA GET RAPED"
- ―Phrase often used in Star Wars.
This is a list of people who've been raped in Star Wars. Please note that this is a serious article, because some of these people have been majorly PWND.
| Victim | Raped by |
| Aayla Secura | Anakin Skywalker Bly Rex Ahsoka Tano |
| Jaina Solo | Mirta Gev Boba Fett |
| Ahsoka Tano | Wookiee-Nookie Monster (via WN) |
| Countless Little Boys | Military Instructor |
| Anakin Solo | Chewbacca (via WN) |
| Padmé Amidala | Anakin Skywalker |
| Anakin Skywalker | Padmé Amidala |
| Young Guy | Kreia |
| Nina | Cable Company (for six months time!) |
| Cupcake | Jemima Butterworth |
| Ahsoka Tano | Anakin Skywalker |
| Ahsoka Tano | Darth Vader |
| Yavin 4 | Deanna Troi |
| Darth Annodue | Darth Annodue |
| Darth Maul | Palpatine |
| Jolee Bindo | Piglet |
| <insert name here> | Madclaw (via Wookiee-Nookie) |
| Ahsoka Tano | Cad Bane |
| Ahsoka Tano | Cad Bane |
| Ahsoka Tano | Cad Bane |
| Cad Bane | Durge |
| Savage Opress | Countless Nightsisters |
| Ahsoka Tano | Savage Opress |
| Savage Opress | Ahsoka Tano (Wait, What!?) |
| Maris Brood | Darth Secret |
| Visas Marr (poor girl never saw it coming) | Jedi Exile |
| Hot Shopping Clerk | Baggie ;) |
| Revan | Kreia (via Boob Telepathy) |
| Numerous fangirls | Lyn Me |
| Darth Malak | Revan |
And many, many more...
Trivia
- Raep spelled backwards is pear!
- Star Wars isn't the only thing rape's used in. It's also used in The Simpsons, CSI, Woody's Book, Twilight, True Blood, Twilight again, and House Hunters International (what'd ya think the empty houses were for?).
- Because of this article, and this article alone, MOAR PEOPLE GONNA GET RAPED!
