RC-1207 ("Sev")

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Oh, the Travissty!

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It is likely to contain information provided by Mandalorian fanboys (also known as fandalorians) and the content may be reverted to remove criticism made by "Jedi-lovers".

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RC-1207 ("Sev")
Biographical information
Homeworld

Kamino

Born

Unknown

Died

Staged

Physical description
Species

Human (clone)

Gender
Hair color

Dark

Chronological and political information
Affiliation
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Born without a sense of humor? We are inspired by your courageous struggle. …Just kidding. Get the hell out of here and go read Wookiepedia's "real" article on RC-1207.
"OMG, thEy LEft SeV, thOsE bastard n00bz. Stupid Yoda...I hAtE YoU!!"
―some Fandalorian kid, after he finished Republic Commando

Biography

"Putting a fuckin' round inside an enemy's cranium pleases my inner fuckiness."
―RC-1207

Sev, called RC-1207 by nerds or hardcore Fandalorians, was a clone commando that like to paint his armor with the blood of his enemies and later on died. Many people mourned his death. Which is stupid because he did not die! That's right boys and girls Sev is still alive and kicking. After he went M.I.A. an event he staged himself Sev went back to Kamino to have a sex-change operation. After this operation he changed his name into Karen Traviss and started writing books about Mandalorian culture and what not.

Sev had two brothers; one named Sew and the other named Sex.

Personality and traits

Even though he staged his death himself his squadmates didn't bother looking for him on the count of RC-1207 inner fucked upness, a feat that often gave him toilet duties. Even Walon fucked up Vau was often amazed of how screwed up Sev was.

Behind the scenes (Yes, we have a BTS too)

Some people that did not know of his (staged) death were shocked when they inadvertently learned of it by clicking on his Wookieepedia page. But that's really useless and in the past.