Natalie Portman
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Natalie Portman is the beautiful wooden statue who portrayed Padmé Amidala in the prequel trilogy. Her iconic style of non-acting has earned her acclaim, including an Academy Award for her performance in Black Swan. In honor of her achievements, Darthipedia presents...
The Emotional Range of Natalie Portman
Looking pensive
Surprised by a birthday party
Preparing to deal with an invasion of the Trade Federation
Meeting Derek Zoolander
Waxing nostalgic about her childhood in Tuscany
Testifying in court about a traumatizing assault
Confessing to Anakin Skywalker that she's pregnant
Furious with a lazy employee
Confronted with the ghost of her dead father
Learning the true meaning of Christmas
Watching a ballet
Being eaten out by a ballerina
