Mustafar
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- "I was getting a lovely tan, Master! I wasn't trying to take over the galaxy or anything!"
- ―some whiny bastard before falling into lava
Mustafar (pronounced MUSTAFAR!!!!!) was a planet covered in tomato soup and pizza cheese lava, and home to the Mustafarians. The planet was in close proximity to Rastafar, where the Rastafarians were known to generally chillax. People often meet their demise here thanks to being melted by the lava. They usually state the obvious by saying they're melting too.
Some whiny bastard met his doom on this planet. The burny-burny-oh-shit-my-legs-are-off kind of doom.
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