Mrs. Gonk

Gonk ko kyenga WOW!
Production information
Homeworld	Zeltros
Creator	Gonk's "Bride of Gonk" Project
Technical specifications
Length	Gonk-compatible
Width	Gonk-compatible
Height	Gonk-compatible
Gender	Female
Equipment	Oh yes
Chronological and political information
Affiliation	G*nk

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Mrs. Gonk was the hit sequel to Gonk. Fans of the original Gonk flocked to Mrs. Gonk only to be disappointed by the fact that she was indistinguishable from Gonk, except for her lipstick and bow.

Mrs. Gonk-related quotes

*"Madclaw is waiting for the Mrs.Gonk article on Darthipedia"

Gonk: "Patience Madclaw. And no, you can't create it. >:("

Madclaw: "I wont dude"

*"Madclaw fears the POWAH of G*nk"

Gonk: "And woe be to them what incurs the wrath of Mrs. Gonk."

Madclaw: "Are you speaking out of experience?"

Gonk: "Yes. I'm chained to the radiator in our basement right now, as a matter of fact."

some douche: "and i bet he wouldn't have it any other way. ;)"

—Madclaw, Gonk, and some douche on IRC

"I'm a shoo-in!"

―Mrs. Gonk to Gonk, upon seeing her competition for Miss Darthipedia 2008

"You should have called it Gonkipedia."

―Mrs. Gonk to Gonk, August 2007

"That depiction of me on the article is absurd! I never wear a bow!"

―Mrs. Gonk to Gonk

"Why haven't you done the dishes yet?"

―Mrs. Gonk to Gonk

"Are you gonna spend all day on that stupid wiki?"

―Mrs. Gonk to Gonk

"Take out the trash before I smack you upside the head with this rolling pin!"

―Mrs. Gonk to Gonk

"Get me a beer!"

―Mrs. Gonk to Gonk

"Where's my damn dinner?"

―Mrs. Gonk to Gonk

"You call that a pedicure?"

―Mrs. Gonk to Gonk

" *sniff sniff* Augh, somebody needs an oil bath."

―Mrs. Gonk to Gonk

"NO, I didn't mean ME, you miserable sack of crap!"

―Mrs. Gonk to Gonk

"Where have you been? What have you been up to? Nothing good, I'm sure – well, let me tell you, you lazy, good-for-nothing–thing-thing-thing…"

―Mrs. Gonk to Gonk