Mount Sorrow
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| Mount Sorrow | |
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| Biographical information | |
| Homeworld | |
| Born |
Palewokasic Era |
| Died |
Postipalpatinus Era |
| Physical description | |
| Species |
He's a rock. |
| Gender |
See above. |
| Height |
See above. |
| Chronological and political information | |
Mount Sorrow was the "special" love-child of Waru and Jaxxon, as well as being "everybody's favorite, crying, sentient mountain". Despite what many people think, his penis was really a rock.[1] It was thought that this realization was the cause of his endemic depression.
Mount Sorrow was "tragically" killed when Darth Sorrow took offense to his identical appearance and dropped an inflatable forklift on his peak.
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