Mon Calamari

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Mon Calamari
Designation

Sentient

Planet of origin

Dac

Height of average adult

1.7 meters

Skin color

Reddish brown;
less commonly, blue,
silver, magenta, plaid

Distinctions

Amphibious,
unique vision spectrum,
fishy odor

The Mon Calamari were a species of fishy people, not to be confused with the Quarren or Selkath, from the Outer Rim waterworld of Dac. They were much cooler than those other aquatic species. The Mon Cals, as they were affectionately known, were fried and eaten by Trandoshans, a practice many found barbaric but tasty.
A general guideline was that Mon Calamari were altruistic, peaceful fish-headed hippies, while the Quarren were evil, selfish, squid-headed bastards. This led the Mon Calamari to win most arguments or battles with the Quarren.

The most famous Mon Calamari was believed to be Darth Ackbar, though the Rebel and New Republic Admiral of the same name was fairly well-known.

Typical Mon Calamari

Notable Mon Calamari

Behind the scenes

The Mon Calamari are one of several species which are composed solely of Mary Sues. Just try read the article at Wookiepedia without being nauseated over this blemish to the Star Wars universe.

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