Mirta Gev

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Oh, the Travissty!

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Mirta Gev
Biographical information
Born

Her birthday

Died

Mandalorians never die

Physical description
Species

Human

Gender

Female

Height

short

Hair color

black

Cybernetics

Breast

Chronological and political information
Affiliation

Mandalorians

Known masters

Boba Fett

Known apprentices

Jaina Solo what?

Mirta Gev was a female MANDALORIAN. Sexy, I know, but she's the granddaughter of Boba Fett, so if you sleep with her, Boba will rip your arms and legs off and shove them up your ass and down your throat. This was another form of suicide by Mandalorian. Her friend (Sex Buddy) Jaina Solo asked Boba to train her at the gym so she can kill her gay twin brother, Jacen Solo. After Boba was done with her, Mirta showed her a new (very personal) use for her lightsaber, giggity.

Mirta Gev might be the only female Star Wars character that Rule 34 hasn't gotten their hands on, but don't worry, they will get to her soon enough.

Boba showing Mirta who's boss.
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