Mini Death Star

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The Mini Death Star was a small Death Star that belonged to Darth Small. It was about 900 millimeters in diameter, and its superlaser was just strong enough to destroy a large rock. When Darth Small tried to destroy a planet all he managed to do was destroy one single, not to mention relatively small, building.

Oddly enough, though, the somewhat-superweapon did bring about the extinction of hippies through a complex series of events I'd rather not explain....For now.......

Some time after this fiasco, the Mini Death Star was destroyed by a glancing hit from a proton.