Millennium Falcon

Millennium Falcon

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Millennium Falcon
Production information
Model	hunk of Junk
Technical specifications
Maximum acceleration	Incredible
MGLT	Incredible
Maximum speed (atmosphere)	extremely fast
Main computer	Schizophrenic
Crew	Han Solo Chewbacca Anakin Solo at one point(You bastard!)
Usage
Role(s)	Fastest piece of shit in the galaxy
Retired	when Han Solo does never
Present for battles/events	a helluva lot
Known owner(s)	Han Solo
Known commander(s)	again, Han Solo
Registration number(s)	5<200 )Abravo12+31

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"She's the fastest piece of shit in the galaxy, kid."

―Han Solo

"You'll need all the help you can get. She's the fastest shit in the fleet."

―Han Solo, to Lando Calrissian

The Millennium Falcon was a hunk of junk that could make the Kessel run in more than 12 parsecs--or something like that. It consisted of 40% plastic, 20% random bits of steel, 10% machine guns, 15% paper, 3% Chewie hair caught in crevices, and the rest was airfix leftovers as well as a mysterious surplus 41% post-consumer waste. There was no toilet on board, a testament to its speed. It could blow up about 12 Star destroyers, and 2800 TIE Defender and TIE fighters in 2 hours without scratches . It fell apart after fighting in too many battles 50 years after Return of the Jedi.