Mel Gibson

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Mel Gibson
Biographical information
Nationality

FundaMental Christian

Physical description
Gender

Male

Height

5 feet

Career
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Mel Gibson was a super badass guy on Earth. He founded the Church of Mel Gibson on Earth which soon found itself spread across the galaxy. His disciples commanded the Farce and killed all the Jedi. He later was invited to a Sith party to join the Sith, but he turned it down, thinking he was too cool for that. He made The Passion of the Christ III: Judgment Day one day, and made loads of money. Although, his biggest accomplishment in galactic cinema was We Were Soldiers II: The Fight for Dagobah, which he starred in three main roles and directed. The film was acclaimed as the greatest war movie ever and won loads of awards, especially for the scene which included Dagobah blowing up.