Mara Jade Skywalker
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Mara jade skywalker | |
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Biographical information | |
Homeworld |
somewhere nice |
Born |
around 19 BBY |
Died |
6 ABY |
Physical description | |
Species |
Human |
Gender |
Female |
Chronological and political information |
- Mara: "Mmm... you're as good a ride as he was...."
- Luke: "Who?"
- Mara: "Palpatine."
- — Luke and Mara's first time in bed[[|[src]]]
Mara Jade Skywalker, or Red, was a very sexy redheaded human female. She partied with both sides of the Force. Luke Skywalker eventually married her (SCORE!) and they had one son together (SCHWING!). Through unknown means, she managed to stay blazing hot well into her 50s before Kyle Katarn killed Luke and had 25 children with her that all became hot redheaded Jedi. Mara Jade died in 1982 (CRAP!).
Behind the scenes
Fans have suggested that things happened between Red and almost every character she shares pagetime with. No-one is quite sure if this is more of a commentary on the fans, or on the character....