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Random Quote reload "Yo Mama is so fat and full of bush that the Wookiee's named their planet after her!" ―Darth Vader to A'Sharad Hett Random Featured Sithspawn reload Darth Secret, also known as Darth Vader's secret apprentice, Satan and Darth He-Who-Has-Yet-To-Be-Named, was an Ultra-Uber-Badass Sith who was trained as Darth Vader's secret apprentice. He was also really awesome and kewl with a capital "K". He could totally use the Force to push Star Destroyers about the place without breaking a sweat. Yeah, he could totally whup Palpatine's prune ass. Blindfolded. And he could beat God at arm-wrestling… ...Nah, that's going too far. Occasionally, the apprentice had strange cravings for Alaskan Burritos and another look at Aayla Secura. Darth Secret feared only God and the Energizer Bunny and he claimed that he had some of God's powers, including the power to destroy your planet just by thinking about it. Darth Secret had tried to practice this without much progress. He was an avid fan of the Boston Red Sox, whom he claims inspired his uber-powerful lightsaber creation dubbed "killer". Additionally, Darth Secret "secretly" enjoys raisin muffins. (Read more…) Did you know… … that despite its determination to kill Dugs, the Zillo Beast had an amazing personality? … that Darth Maul's legs were married and had two children, an arm, a torso, and a right foot? … that kolto has been linked to serious side effects and you may be entitled to monetary compensation? … that Force lightning could be deflected by a Force lightning rod? … that Teebo was a fanatical believer in the divinity of C-3PO? … that Lady Tarkin, Holder of the Sacred Chalice of Rieekan, called her husband "Huffy"? … that if you didn't know all this already, we will destroy your planet? Evil Genius of the Month October's Evil Genius of the Month... for now: derpyy All hail the Darthipedian who boldly Wookiee-Nookied the previous Evil Genius of the Month to death! Nominate a user for this award

The Bothan Herald As long as Bambi's mother won't be slaughtered by Tusken raiders. That would mess with continuity. Darthipedia called it 3 years ago! George Lucas (pictured) becomes the first individual to sell his soul to the devil twice. Elderly woman destroys famous fresco of Gonk; botched restoration project angers the Church of G*nk. Victory and Murder on Coruscant! Planet avoids destruction, but many Pavan's die in the aftermath. Oh, and Count Dooku kicks the bucket in this tell-all expose by our reporter in the front lines, Arsonius T. Xenophasis! Victory on Christophsis! The Republic is victorious over Separatists despite Jedi being on our side. Happy Captions reload "Oh yes, I did borrow this suit from Jango." Nominate a caption Random Article of Eviltude reload Confederacy of Independent Systems

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