Lumiya

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Lumiya
Biographical information
Born

Damn that bitch is ugly!

Died

Damn that bitch is ugly!

Physical description
Species

Damn that bitch is ugly!

Gender

Damn that bitch is ugly!

Chronological and political information
Affiliation

Sith

"Damn, that bitch is ugly!"
―Many, many men

Lumiya a.k.a. Crazy Ex-Girlfriend of the Sith was Luke Skywalker's crazy ex-girlfriend that kept trying to kill him. Although she never openly admitted it, it is rumored that she was jealous of Mara Jade Skywalker's amazing hotness during their time as Emperor's Appendages and eventually helped Jacen Solo kill her. In her spare time she was also a Sith.

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