Life Day
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Life Day was the Wookiee equivalent of Gay-Pride Day. Celebrated on Kashyyyk, hundreds of homosexual Wookiees would gather around and listen to Leia Organa Solo's orgasms. The celebration was created by accident when Yoda inadvertently had relations with a male Wookiee, to his dismay. In Yoda's defense, how the hell was he supposed to know? I dare you to spot breasts on Malla!
