Lays
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This article is about a food product. For the sort of Lays Fanboys never get, see Relations.
- "Lays, turn your T.V on!"
- ―Lays motto
Lays were chips that make you 500 pounds fatter in one nibble. They were created to make fat people, and make them do nothing but sit in a chair for the rest of their lies watching T.V. The Empire searched for these chips to use for torture.
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