Kamino
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- "Today's forecast today is rain, and tomorrow a chance of rain, and for the rest of the week rain with no end in sight."
- ―Kaminoan Meteorologist
Kamino was the home planet of the Kaminoans. The planet was a desert which flooded in the Great 20 Second Flood. They survived extinction on their giant birds (which are somehow unaffected by the weather) One day, by accident, a stupid Jedi who was angry over his Kaminoan girlfriend dumping him, removed Kamino from the Jedi Archives as a form of petty revenge. As a result they were all almost bored to death. The Planet was eventually found by Count Dooku and used to farm a clone army.
The planet was later destroyed by Darth Darth Binks.
Important Kaminoans
- Taun Kiwi, he made the Living, Breathing, Talking, Flying, Hovering, Strafing, Bombing Republic Gunship.
- Taun We, she was in charge of making the Clone troopers.
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