K*ngism
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K*ngism | |
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Organizational information | |
Founder(s) | |
Led by | |
Locations |
Skull Station |
Primary role(s) |
Religon |
Major products |
Religion, Sub-Machine Guns |
Chronological and political information | |
Founding | |
Date dissolved |
Hell Boy and Darth Clone |
- "K*ng, K*ng, K*ng, ko kyenga kee"
- ―The Holy Words of K*ngism
K*ngism is a militant Anti-G*nk religion that worships the sole deity of the religion, Darth Kong, who also happens to be the Pope of the religion. They lead raids against G*nkism and destroyed planets to raise money. They once hired bounty hunter/assassin, Hell Boy to kill G*nk's Robo-Pope, but he turned on them and killed, wounded, and maimed many of them. The religion collapsed after Hell Boy had hunted down and killed almost everyone of the religion except Darth Kong himself, but Darth Clone got to his former apprentice first and killed him.
Known Members
- Darth Kong D'oh!
- Darth Hancock Right hand man
- Elvis entertainer
- Simon the Killer Ewok Red Leader
- Darth Generic Red Two
- Tom Cruise Red Three
- Darth Cullen Emo Leader
- Annie Emo Two
- Ashole Tano Emo Three
- Osama Pope's...personal assistant
- Curious George
- Kermit