John Williams

God (A.K.A: John Williams)
Biographical information
Homeworld	Boston Symphony Hall
Born	The beginning
Died	NEVER
Physical description
Species	God
Gender	Male
Height	You are unworthy to know
Hair color	See beard and bald spot
Eye color	Special glasses to keep you from seeing his awesomness
Cybernetics	Metronome London Symphony Orchestra Sheet Music Dispenser Baton
Personal shit
Chronological and political information
Era(s)	All
Affiliation	PWN Powah HIMSELF EVERYTHING
Known masters	Himself
Known apprentices	Everybody else. And you better not deny it!

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"*musical notes* [John Williams does not need speech to communicate brilliantly]"

―John Williams

John Williams is God. Forget what that guy Gonk says about being God. It's John fucking Williams, end of discussion.

John Williams training.

Number of totally awesome tunes that you are unworthy to hear that John Williams has composed while you sit here gaping in amazement: