Jesus Patrick Bach Jr.
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Jesus II was a little bitch, but not as much as the New CIS retards.
Jesus Patrick Bach II was a Bendy Bendu Acrobat. He was the mutant spawn of Jesus Patrick Bach and the hot blonde apprentice Laili. Jesus II was a cheap fanboy ripoff of Paris from Troy because he started a war after banging a hot blonde chick, but unlike in that movie Jesus II was killed by the Fagalorians while trying to destroy their planet.
His descendant was Christian Bale, the man-crush of certain supergeeky fanboys.
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