Jesus Patrick Bach, Chapter 4

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Jesus, Part 4, the least notable yet most important Bach ever. He enjoyed wearing make-up.

Jesus Patrick Bach, Chapter 4 was a Bendy Bendu Acrobat who really made no significant contributions to anything except for making his father, Jesus Patrick Bach, Part 3, realize that he was an asshole for trying to destroy planets. In order to do this, he had to die. This would have been noble, but he was killed by a Jedi so that just made him a loser. He was played by The Joker (too soon?).

His descendant was Christian Bale, the man-crush of certain supergeeky fanboys.

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