Jedi

Effeminate Jedi trainees pretending to be Sith

"The Jedi are...(gulp) such...(gulp)...IDIOTS!"

―Frog-Buster

Jedi were the feeble opponents of the Sith, serving really as little more than dramatic foibles foils and occasional, ineffectual dueling partner. The Jedi followed a code that mandated treating all lifeforms with respect (snicker) and believing in (chortle)…peace!! (raucous laughter).

In their so-called war for peace during the Clone Wars, they had their asses unsuspectingly handed to them by thousands of clone troopers that they led. Many Jedi were Hippies.

Thank you, Jedi, for teaching us to laugh about love…again.

Of course, contrary to all their teachings of peace the Jedi were also genocidal. They tried to wipe out all the Mandalorians after overdosing on drugs, like the hippies they are.

Weapons

They has laz0r-sw0rds!! Press a button. Up they pop. Swing it a bit and watch your foe fall in half. Unless you're a retard like Qui-Gon.

The Force! Yes you heard it.. you'd think they'd be all powerful with the force! Some may disagree and say Jedi are powerful with the force! Well I got news for you. They couldn't save their own shitty temple in That big city.. you know the one

Known Idiots..... ehhhh.... I mean Jedi

• Aayla Secura
• Aby Shooto
• Ahsoka Tano (She was a whinny, ear piercing, bitch in that kiddy show no one gave a crap for. She soon met her Demise)
• Alema Rar (Turned evil... and sexy)
• Anakin Skywalker (He had also fallen, but before that, he was a Jedi hippie)
• Anakin Solo
• Atris
• Bastila Shan
• Ben Skywalker
• Blaze (Formerly CTX-00000001)
• Cay Qel-Droma
• Cin Drallig
• Corran Horn
• The Dark Woman (She was white, so it's not racist)
• De-Mik Padav (Many Jedi are incapable of identifying this Jedi due to his very tree-like appearance for a human)
• Eeth Koth (Of corth that'th hith real name. Why do you athk?)
• Hanok-Kie
• Horse Jedi, a.k.a. Qrrrrrrrl Toq
• Jaina Solo
• The Jedi Exile (duh)
• Jesus Christ
• Jocasta Nu
• Juhani
• K'Kruhk
• Kenth Hamner (Who?)
• Ki-Adi-Mundi
• Kit Fisto
• Kyp Durron (Kinda on the evil side, as far as Jedi go)
• Luminara Unduli
• Luke Skywalker (He was a whiny bitch, most Jedi deny his existence)
• Mace motherfracking Windu
• Mel Assas
• Nimrod Anthill (douche)
• Obi-Wanker n00bie
• Oppo Rancisis
• Pinky
• Plo Koon
• Qui-Gon Jinn
• Quinlan Vos
• Rosh Penin
• Saesee Tiin
• Sar Agorn, Jelly Pudding, Grand Master of the Jelly Order
• Siri Tachi
• Star Wars Kid
• Vrook Lamar (Sanctimonious little prick...)
• Yaddle
• Yarael Poof
• Yoda (He was very wise.... He fell to the Dark Side)
• Zayne Carrick
• Zez-Kai Ell