Jax Pavan 404
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Jax Pavan 404 was one of the 582,797,754 Human males named Jax Pavan on Coruscant.
Jax Pavan 404 was the 404th person named Jax Pavan. He made a name for himself hacking into the holonet and replacing everybody's questionable internet sites with his favorite number, 404. However, the Coruscant Police Department suddenly put 2 and 2 together and realized that 404 stood for Jax Pavan 404. He was arrested and charged with Grand n00bery and gross immaturity, and sentenced to serving as a Bantha feeder for the remainder of his miserable existence.