James T. Kirk's toupee
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| Captain Kirk's Toupee | |
|---|---|
| Biographical information | |
| Born |
In a factory |
| Died |
Very logically |
| Physical description | |
| Species | |
| Gender |
None |
| Height |
Small |
| Hair color |
And how. |
| Eye color |
None |
| Personal shit | |
| Chronological and political information | |
| Known masters | |
- "Spock. You, just, destroyed, my hair."
"But it was the logical thing to do in order to protect the Federat-"
"I, don't care. I, want, myhairback." - ―James T. Kirk and Spock, upon the toupee's death at the hands of Spock
The toupee of Captain James T. Kirk was a Wiggy of unidentified gender (often mistaken for a Tribble) that became one of the most powerful Jedi in the galaxy. Serving as Master K'Kruhk's hat's apprentice, it singlehandedly defeated a quarter of the entire Separatist droid army, and was able to keep the menace known as Spock at bay for quite some time until Spock finally killed it.
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