James T. Kirk

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Captain.... James.... T.... Kirk
Biographical information
Homeworld

Iowa

Born

2233

Died

2371

Physical description
Species

Human

Gender

Male, very very obviously... hesleptwithallthosewomen

Hair color

Bald... heworeatoupee... degreeofbaldness unknown Brown

Eye color

Blue

Personal shit
Chronological and political information
Affiliation

United Federation. Of Planets

Known apprentices
"KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!"
―Captain, Kirk, trying to, outdo, Darth Vader

James.... Tiberius.... Kirk.... starship, captain... Shakespearean, actor... acclaimed, singer, songwriter... rancher... Jedikiller... ladiesman... and all around, macho hombre... formerlyknownas.... James.... Ephraim.... Ratzinger..... Kirk...... was a Human male. FromtheplanetIowa. He, was, the captainandlatertheadmiralofthestarshipenterprise. And, a big, fat, jerkass... whowasfullofhimself. He, was the best, starship captain, in the galaxyevenmorethanhansolo. Of course, the Enterprise, can PWN. A ship. Like, the... Millennium Falcon. Any day... letaloneaStardestroyer. Just... ask... anyselfrespectingmemberofhercrew.

Kirk, later became, the master, of... Darthfivehead.

Kirk, was an enemy, of KHAAAN! because. He killed. His boyfriend, according to... many... fangirls.

Biography

Early, life

No one here. Knows of. Captain, Kirk's, origins... because he's, a, Star Trek..... character. And this, isastarwarswiki. So, we don't know, whathedid. In the Star, Trek, universe.(Well, some people, on, this wiki, do... but those people... are known as... heretics.) Anyway, weallknow, that he, eventually. Got. A high enough, rank, in, Starfleet...... tobecomecaptainofthestarshipenterprise.


At one point, Darth Bay's apprentice... Darth Abrams... (yes, thesameone, who MADE an AL-ter-nate Star... Wars... universe, underthedirection, of... Darth Disney) made a younger, sexier, clone, of... Kirk. Of course......... theoriginalKirkwasfarsuperior, since he, was, the most awesome person, and... best, actor... inthegalaxy.

Weird Cool, things, that, Captain Kirk, did

Jim, Kirk... was... a pretty strange awesome fellow. Here, are some of the reasons, why:

Behind, the, scenes

Captain Kirk, after, overdosing, on.... blue milk

Captain, James, T. Kirk, was portrayed by... Christopherwalken.

He has, no relation, to Frog-Buster.

Some have accused. Kirk. Of being a ripoffofjaxpavanninemillion, onehundredeleven... thousand, nine, hundredseventynine.