How to Kill Jedi

Now lets be honest, killing Jedi is as natural a skill for the Sith as their penchant for planet destruction. Everyone knows how and everyone does it, repeatedly with increasing vigor as the years go by. So why have an article like this at all? Lets delete it- no wait! I have a better idea. Grab a beer and a pack of your favorite munchies, sit back, and relax and reminisce as we present to you the most truly wholesome article on Darthipedia a comprehensive article of the most gory, bizarre or common forms of Jedi death. Ahhhh, killing Jedi- like Chicken Soup for the Hell-bound Soul.

Ways of Killing Jedi

1. The Good Ole Fashioned Way - Fight Jedi in a lightsaber duel. Make sure this duel takes place in the middle of given Star Wars epic (it is imperative that you avoid the beginning or end) Place lightsaber strategically in Jedi's gut\chest\head\neck\balls\wooden boobies. Watch as Jedi succumbs to heavy bleeding, or better yet instant death.
2. The Smelly Way - Host big bean burrito cook-off. Invite Jabba the Hutt. Make sure all Jedi present stand downwind of him.
3. The Darthipedia Way - List Jedi under the category Human males named Jax Pavan. Watch as the midi-chlorians fly!
4. The Pious Way - Convince Jedi that the Galaxy needs to Make Love, Not War. Tell the Jedi to go door to door handing out flyers encouraging sex as a way of 'chilling out'. Send him to Pulpitine.
5. The High-Way - Capture and feed the Jedi loads of high-quality marijuana (Darth Travenous insists). Set blasters on 'Ignite'. Get high.