Highbacca

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Highbacca
Biographical information
Homeworld

Kashyyyk

Physical description
Species

Wookiee

Gender

Male

Height

2.1 m

Hair color

Stringy brown

Eye color

Bloodshot

Chronological and political information
"I was gonna learn to use the Force, but then I got high
I was gonna go and do my chores, until I got high
Now I'm livin' on the street, and I know why
Because I got high, because I got high, because I got high
"
―Highbacca

Highbacca was Lowbacca's loser friend with a fondness for good bud. He had no Force powers, but he often imagined he did. Whenever he used the TV remote or walked up to a motion-sensing door, he made mystical motions with his hands and went "ooooooh." He hung around Chewbacca's house, much to the annoyance of Attichitcuk and Malla, because he always ate all the Wookiee-ookiees and hogged the mind evaporator. But he was also easily distracted: Attichitcuk would turn on the Cirque du Soleil hologram machine, and Highbacca would sit enraptured for hours.