Heaven's Fork
| Heaven's Fork | |
| Formation infomation | |
|---|---|
| Founder |
Joe McFork |
| Location |
Unknown |
| Date of formation |
29 BBY |
| Date of disband |
29 BBY |
| Member description | |
| Names of members |
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| Personal information | |
| Allies |
None |
| Enemies |
Non-believers |
| Objectives |
Using forks to take over the galaxy. |
| Successes |
Taking over a Dunkin' Donuts |
| Failures |
Getting killed |
- "If you believe in the F*rk, and you are pure of heart, we might not kill you."
- ―Joe McFork, shortly before getting killed.
The Heaven's Fork was a murderous cult formed in 29 BBY, formed by Joe McFork. McFork, real name Chris Feinstein, formed the cult as a way to get beer money. Him and his friend, Count Forkula, formed the cult based on belief that the almighty F*rk would bring them riches and treasure once the Heaven's Fork killed all the non-believers in the galaxy. McFork was able to get a small group of followers through subliminal messaging on a BowFlex infomercial, and the group put their plans into action. The group attacked a Dunkin' Donuts on Coruscant, and held the customers hostage, demanding to speak to Darth Darth Binks. Binks then destroyed the Dunkin' Donuts, killing everyone inside. The End.
