Gungan
| |
| Gungan | |
|---|---|
| Planet of origin | |
| Height of average adult |
1.8 to 2 m |
| Skin color |
Brown, green |
| Distinctions |
Extendible tongue, floppy ears |
Gungans be de species comin' from Nabooboo. Dey all be speakin' some crazy tongue. It be believin' dat Darth Darth Binks be a member of de Gungan species, okeyday? Darth Plagueis was bein' da brother o' Binks, so he had been bein' a Gungun too, 'til 'ee got some o' dat plastic surgery done to 'im to makin' him into one of dose losa' Muuns, okeyday again? Dey were known to be clumsy creatures, doing such tings as eating dere own heads after dere hands got stuck in Anakin Skywalker's podracer. They were known to burp uncontrollably at times, earning Darth Darth Binks the nickname 'Darth Burp Binks' from Darth Elmo. And dey'sa made good'sa Corn Dogs! Somewhere on de Gungan anatomy was a disgusting body part known as de floogy-wah, but more dan dat weesa can't say.
More crap 'bout us wetards
Dey lived in de pitiful Nabooboo swamps and lived under de sea, okeyday? Dey had a fat rula' named Boss Nass, also known as Fat Toad Blob Thingy, okeyday? Dey dink dat dey can kill lotsa droids with electric water balloons, okayday, again? Dey actually like little girls and cried for der mommy, until da whiny brat shut down that big bad generator, okeyday? Dey ultra-bombad goal be to make widda Omnipissance, okeyday?
Alls ofa deesa droids are bombad and weesa stupid duck people, okayday? Darth Darth Binks is a stupid, hand-trapping, apple licking, sith bling bling dumba, test tube baby.
Notable Gungans
- Jar Jar Binks
- Darth Darth Binks
- Boss Rugor Nass
- Captain Roos Tarpals
- Gallo
