Gree-Vos

Gree-Vos was the most poorly named character in Star Wars canon. He was the bastard son of Commander Gree and Quinlan Vos (Don't ask. It was a phase.) and, unfortunately, his name sounded like Grievous. Unlike the murderous warlord he sort-of shared his namesake with, Gree-Vos was very much the pacifist. He did not follow in the footsteps of the Confederate General, his father, nor his other father, choosing to be come a simple small town professional instead of a violent warrior. However his occupation was not death-free, far from it. Gree-Vos became the most talented mortician (Gree-Vos..."Grieved us"...get it?) on the planet Gree, the planet he chose to live on because GL and co were too original.