Gnost-Dural
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- "So, last night, I was looking through my telescope and guess what I saw... URANUS! Oh snap!"
- ―Gnost-Dural/G-Dizzy preforming
Gnost-Dural was a male Kel Dor Jedi who lived during the Great Galactic War. His official duty in the Jedi Order was historian, but he also performed daily stand-up comedy acts under the alias of G-Dizzy for Comedy Night at the Jedi Temple. With a sense of humor that was all about sex and Chuck Norris jokes that only an eight year old would find funny, it was no surprise that his comedy acts were hated with a great passion amongst the Jedi. Despite audience members usually screaming "YOU FUCKING SUCK", throwing chairs at him with the Force, and even leaving his show to go watch The Phantom Menace, Gnost was never able to pick up the fact that his comedy was not popular with his fellow Jedi. Gnost eventually suffered an "accident" and was killed during a lightsaber training session right before he could tell his new Paris Hilton joke he just learned.
After his untimely death, records were found from the Jedi Archives that indicate that Gnost-Dural was at one time a contributor of Darthipedia, but was permanently banned from the wiki after a period of two days.
