Gamorrean
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| Gamorrean | |
|---|---|
| Planet of origin | |
| Height of average adult |
1.7 to 1.8 m |
| Skin color |
Green |
| Hair color |
Bald |
| Eye color |
Black, brown |
| Distinctions |
Snouts, tusks, nasty disposition |
- "Oink oink barf gnarll whieeee oohh howrf!"
- ―Extremely well founded argument from a Gamorrean debate team challenge
Gamorreans were ugly, stinky swines of sentients. They were a mutated subspecies of Pigs. They were ruled by the Gamorrean Queen. And they were most definitely not orcs.
Gamorreans were also very BR00T4L grindcore vocalists, appearing in notable acts such as Gungan Destroyer and Job for a Nerf Herder. They enjoyed going to shows at Jabba's Palace and acting xTUFFx.
History
Sometime before the birth of Darth Darth Binks, the Gamorreans developed an impressive civilization. However, Darth Darth destroyed their planet.
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