Frozen in Plastic
- "What if he dies? I have no use for a live-size Ken doll."
- ―Boba Fett about freezing people in plastic
Freezing in Plastic is what Imperial morons would do if they wanted to preserve an individual. Sometime after BBY, sentients would usually be frozen in carbonite. Lando Calrissian sensed opportunity in this, and started carbon freezing franchises all over the galaxy. Because of a lack of strong leadership after Palpy died for the second or third time. And the destruction of two Death Stars. The Imperial Remnant discovered that funds were low and switched from carbonite to the cheaper plastic. Lando Calrissian almost went bankrupt after this, but he was saved just in time by doing an advertisement campaign for Colt .45.
Lando used the money from the Colt .45 campaign to start up a new franchise, he disregarded his carbonite stocks and invested it in plastic freezing and shrinking factories. Darth Revan was his prototype, he froze him in plastic first, and then he shrunk him creating the galaxy's first action figure. Countless fanboys made Lando the richest son of a bitch in galactic history.