Force choke
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- "Aackghrglaack!*tracheal crunch*ghh....."
- ―89% of young Darth Vader's schoolmates plus five-sixths of his teachers
Force choke, also known as Mordenkainen's Asphyxiation, was a Force power employed only by those autoerotic sickos. Conan O'Motti and Darth Vader once shared an intimate moment involving Force choke, and later Vader's younger, more attractive replacement would use it on his wife with great success.
Non force chokes
Since the almighty Darth Lucas proclaimed that there would be no more Force sensitive Wookiees created, Hanharr is choking bitches the Old School way.
